Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
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NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show
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once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
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^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
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i’m crying this is beautiful
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i’m crying this is beautiful
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just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bb
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
^ this.
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ARE WE ALL GOING TO FORGET THE BEST FATHER OR WHAT
MY FEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
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